May 2013
Being called babe is just a good fucking feeling.
tvaros:
i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
egberts:
viarga:
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
Why study for my last two finals when tumblr is here?
When my important relationships have make-or-break...
darkdreamsandcats:
ccarcass:
sometimes I really feel like ruining all of my relationships so that I know I did it on purpose instead of them leaving me because I’m not good enough for them
snowysula:
what a fucked up society we live in that we shame people both for having and for not having sex
deanisaclosetedgeek:
deidaracchi:
today in science we had this sub nd the other people went outside so it was just me and a couple friends so we flipped all the chairs upside down and formed a satanic star in the middle of the room w yard sticks and i laid in t he middle of th floor while all the other people acted like they were sacrificing me th en the sub came in and the only thing he said...
u-kill-me-in-a-good-way:
violettesilence:
jesuislegrandefromage:
montypythonandtheholyblog:
hotdamnope:
kangiku:
the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12
r u serious
NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY
jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh
this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.
Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan...
Are their any fitblr's out there that are...
banana-curves:
journey-to-a-happier-me:
readysetgoodbye:
former-fat-chick:
harderbetterfastersmaller:
I love everyone I am following but I am almost 22 an I feel like somewhere out there is a whole community of fitblr’s my age that I am missing
23 in December !!!
19. I will be 20 in October!
22 in November
almost legal drinking age
cowboybeboop:
viste:
cowboybeboop:
reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan
Okay, it’s 9:30, I’ll start my homework at 10:00.
… Damn, 10:03, missed it. 11:00 it is!
shessosumptuous:
So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t
I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.
Watchtheflaggirl:
you have no idea how much this pissed me off as a kid
lucasthatoneguy:
catswithbenefits:
reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth
Hoping others are reblogging for crystal meth
tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
tourist: oh you think you're clever???
new yorker: what
tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
